Sativex, a drug produced by GW Pharmaceuticals, has been shown to dramatically reduce the effects of spasticity in multiple sclerosis patients. This is great news, because spasticity truly sucks. For those blissfully not in the know, spasticity occurs when MS patient's muscles get the signal to contract, but not to relax, and therefore remain stiff and bent out of shape. Spasticity can be quite painful and extremely debilitating, and if you've ever seen an MS patient with twisted limbs, spasticity is the culprit.
The catch, for US citizens, is that Sativex is derived from the demon weed, marijuana. The ever benevolent Powers That Be here in the good old US of A long ago decided that marijuana, and any of its derivatives, must be kept out of the hands of red-blooded Americans, no matter how effective marijuana-based therapies might prove to be.
The sad truth is that most of the anti-marijuana legislation passed in the mid-20th century was more concerned with protecting the cotton industry than with keeping the minds and bodies of Americans from being polluted by the scourge of "mary jane". Heaven forbid that hemp-based products take a chunk out of cotton profits, and, oh yeah, marijuana will make you into a lustful, sex crazed, violent hophead. The government was only protecting its innocent, corruptible citizens. Hey you, button that cotton shirt, get your mind right, and go have yourself a brewski...
For those people with MS outside of the United States, Sativex should soon be available to ease your spasticity. I believe it's currently available in commie Canada.
Who knows, maybe soon the United States will actually come up with drug laws that make sense. In the meantime, I think I'll try to uncurl my twisted, spastic arm, hand, and fingers, and go smoke a joint...
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